So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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