Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
