I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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