In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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