idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Do you still have your period?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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