Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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