the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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