WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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