If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
