oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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