So drunk its hurt
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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