i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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