Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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