the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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