What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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