i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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