so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
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I fill condoms, not promises.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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