was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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