So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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