i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
