Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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