i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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