It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
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Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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