i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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