belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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