Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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