I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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