I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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