ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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