Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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