Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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