You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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