i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
