You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
How does it feel to date your dad?
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