I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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