i don't like sucking hair
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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