TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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