Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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