He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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