i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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