what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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