Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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