She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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