This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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