belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
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you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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