How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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