3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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