i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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