Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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