omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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