she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Green mimosas i think yes
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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