That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize