OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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