And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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