It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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